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1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated
3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
8. Genealogists don't die ... they just lose their census.
9. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
10. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
11. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
12. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
13. It's the 21st Century... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
14. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
15. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
16. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
17. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
18. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it
19. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples
20. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
21. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
22. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it
23. Genealogists are time unravellers
24. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
25. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
26. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family
27. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
28. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand ...
29. I should have asked them BEFORE they died!
30. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
31. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower
32. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress
33. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
34. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
35. Many a family tree needs pruning
36. Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
40. Genealogists live in the past lane
41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
43. Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
44. Always willing to share my ignorance....
45. Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy
46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
47. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
49. I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!
50. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
.....Twelve census searches,
.....Eleven possible matches,
....Ten email Officers,
.....Nine headstone rubbings,
.....Eight birth and death dates,
.....Six second cousins,
.....Five coats of arms!
.....Four GEDCOM files
.....Three old wills
.....Two CD-ROMs
.....And a branch in my family tree!
Author Unknown